Wilma submitted poems to Dry Crik Review on her typical scraps of paper most of which I published. One, however, I did not publish because I could not decipher one word in the poem from her handwriting. I scanned it to Betty Blanks, who has recently authored a book “Pick Up Your Pen And Write: The Life of Wilma Elizabeth McDaniel” http://wilmaelizabethmcdaniel.com, to help me out. The word was ‘ping’. Til now, this amusing poem has never seen the light of day.
FAKE FORTY-NINER
We knew Ardell had been acting crazy for weeks he grew a beard stalked around muttering to himself
I gotta go now to Jackass Hill to Poker Flat and Angels Camp
I gotta pan some gold race me some frogs kiss me some CanCan girls I really gotta go
He drove away in his Pinto with the ping towards the motherlode on Golden Chain Highway 49
We didn’t hear from him until his bonanza petered out he phoned collect the Pinto gave up in Jamestown