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Class of 2017



I’m happy that the class of 2017 has graduated from high school, glad that their proud parents and families got to attend the commencement exercises, but when are we going to quit celebrating every damn occasion with mylar balloons without a thought of what goes up is going to come down somewhere—shiny objects collecting in oak trees and brush, tangled in fences—littering the landscape. They ought to be illegal.

Instead, I challenge the Class of 2018, especially those young people who claim to care about our environment, to dispense with turning any balloons loose at their graduations. I challenge parents celebrating their children’s birthdays and wedding planners to think as well about how long the short moment of the balloons’ ascension will last upon the landscape.

I’ve had this rant before. Maybe I’m getting too old to call it anything else but thoughtless—but just plain stupid.


Happy New Year


While gathering yesterday to brand this morning, another oak tree at 2,400 feet snags a mylar balloon from some Valley celebration. Offensive, blasphemous, the Sierra foothills are littered with them. There ought to be a law, but then again, our landscape is littered with too many of those as well. Miles from the asphalt, they decompose eventually, it just takes time. Happy 2014!