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BRANDING 2025

Robbin’s iPhoto.  Pictured with me: Shawn Fox  & Chuck Fry

I was weaned on a copy of the Teco calf table and my job at six or seven was to push the calves up a narrow chute through the sliding gate to the table.  My dad was on one side and Clarence Holdbrooks on the other.  Clarence would catch the head and squeeze the body of the calf, and then tip the table into a horizontal position.  My dad would put a rope around the back feet of the calf and stretch them tight to make it immobile so the bull calves could be castrated and all the calves branded, vaccinated and ear marked.  Once done, the table would be tipped to a vertical position and the calf released.  The three of us, two men and a boy, would brand 50 head in about 2 hours.

The calves were small, but I learned a lot from the back side of those calves.  Of course my denim jeans would be covered with shit. Naturally the calves would often kick me, but  I learned that the closer I got to the calf the less the kick would hurt as opposed to standing back and getting the full force of the kick.

Branding on the calf table wasn’t much fun compared to roping the calves a horseback, so by the time I got my own cows, we headed, heeled and stretched them out for the process.  And so it went for fifty years here, a crew of the neighbors branding one another’s calves—trading labor.

I remember branding calves for Forrest Homer in a 20’ x 20’ board pen where you needed to know how to throw a trap with your heel rope.  But since then the corrals have gotten larger and the action quicker to where today’s brandings have become more like team ropings that are harder on the calves, so much so that Robbin and I have gone back to using the calf table.

 

Robbin’s iPhoto. Terri Blanke, Allie Fox, Tammi Rivas

FULL CIRCLE

 

 

The poem has been ricocheting inside my head as we reconstructed a portion of the Paregien corrals last week to accommodate a calf table to brand our calves.  Roads impassable for a crew, we were unable to brand our calves last year due to last winter’s Atmospheric Rivers, so we borrowed a calf table to try.

I grew up with a calf table, pushing calves up the chute at six or seven to my Dad and one other man to cut, brand and vaccinate.  Part of the poem is how I’ve come full circle in a 70-year span, with lots of branding pen bravado in between.  There is no substitute to be a horseback and roping calves to brand, but I’ve outlived my dependable horses and my hands have slowed with age.

Part of the poem would be my excitement as a boy to be asked to help brand, even though my shins would be kicked with calf shit up the front of my pants. Details like my Dad’s red bone Case carbon steel stockman’s he constantly sharpened on a small whetstone that he carried in his pocket. The one he thought he left at the corrals after cleaning it, only to find it on the running board of the old International pickup after driving 20 miles to the corrals and back. 

Thanks to the Fry family for their essential help with the reconstruction, and with yesterday’s branding—just before, we hope, will be our first taste of El Niño.